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National make out with your partner even though you aren’t dating behind the dumpsters after school day.
Aaron- Guess what
Grace- what?
Aaron- it’s April 5th
Grace- omg I’ve waited a whole year for this
April 5th is national Salma day. If your name is Salma then that is your national day
Hey dude what day is it?
Oh it’s April 5th
Yooo isn’t it national Salma day?
I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.
bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!
:(
The day of the Tianamen square massacre
Chinese citizen: April 5th 1989
Chinese government: -1 BILLION SOCIAL CREDIT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN IT DIDN'T HAPPE-
in the 5th of January, a person that goes by the name Battle The Sletter (aka BattleSleeter, Battle but IRL) will be executed on stage at a show for promoting (-5 celsius air conditioner) on furries
presenter : ARE YOU READY
Battle : yes i am
presenter : OKAY TURN IT ON
Battle : *pain and agony scream*
The (5th of January) Incident.
The 5th of December 2015 is when the famous video of a young girl in a Santa costume got bored and posted a video of her dancing and singing to mamma Mia on YouTube, it’s called ‘singing time with Holly’ and is an absolute banger. Everyone has heard about the video at least once and then people copy her dances :)
Ben : OMG! Did you see that video Holly posted?
Lauren : Haha yeah I did it’s so funny I copy her dances!
Ben: I can’t wait for the anniversary on the 5th December!