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National send a boy named Gabe day
“send nude”
“no eww”
“but it’s June 8th and my names gabe”
“Your right, 🍑”
National get and give head on this day
Come give me some head it’s June 8th!
A day for giving your girlfriend scenarios
Did you know that January 8th is my girlfriend's favorite day?
Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.
1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th
2nd guy: Why?
1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.
The day short people were born, no doubt 👍
“Ha my little sister was born on January 8th, she’s gonna be short af”
January 8th is National Slap a Georgia day! This basically means that in this day, you can slap ANYONE with the name georgia. you can snap them as many times as you want and as hard as you want
You: Guess what? It’s January 8th
Someone named Georgia: So?
You: It’s National Slap a Georgia Day!! I get to slap you! *slaps as hard as possible*
March 8th is the day where most people with brain damage are born.
She is born on March 8th must have brain damage