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A period of time where all matter is replaced with bears, except for humans and bears. This includes air, because of this humans would need to adapt to be able to breath bears. In addition to the change of matter, all empty space would be replaced by swarms of bees.
1. A bear age is similar to an ice age, only the Earth would be engulfed with bears, not ice.
2. Global Warming is going to cause the next bear age.
3. During a bear age, the ground is made of bears, the air is made of bears, the trees are made of bears, homes are made of bears, even bears are made of bears.
4. During a bear age, bees are not made of matter; and all matter is made of bears.
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Someone you sleep with but don't have sex with.
Someone you sleep with just for the comfort of having another person in your bed.
A person in replacement of the stuffed animal.
He takes comfort in holding his teddy bear and hearing her heart beat at night.
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Not to be confused with the British Avatar of God Himself, bear grillz are the recent phenomenon whereupon bears have taken to attaching sharp pieces of metal to their teeth.
Thought to have begun because of 'ghetto culture', bear grillz have had the unintended side effect of increasing the deadliness of bears by approximately 4 to the Chuck Norris power. Obviously, this means bears wearing grillz are to be avoided at all costs. The only known deterrents to a ghetto bear are welfare checks and an educational system that can pull them out of their crappy life situations, and hopefully lead them to a better life, perhaps in the suburbs.
An interesting side effect of bear grillz, and ghetto bears in general, is the rise of 'wizzly bears', or polar bears that try to act like grizzly or brown bears. They are usually mocked and derided by the ghetto bear community, but occasionally a wizzly bear will actually show talent in the rap or human eating area and make it big, like Eminem.
"Dude, what the hell is in that bear's mouth?"
"RUN MAN RUN! THAT BEAR IS WEARING BEAR GRILLZ!"
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a town in Delaware where everybody thinks they are a hard ass. Depending on where you live you might live in a nice neighborhood or you can live in a real shitty neighborhood there no in between. nobody in Bear reps that they live there most will say there from New Castle or Middletown or Newark or even Wilmington but nobody reps Bear.. Most kids in Bear go to William Penn or any of the vo-techs( Hodgson, St.Georges, Howard, Delcastle)..you know you live in Bear when you go to wawa at 2am and you see everybody you know either drunk or high or both chilling in the parking lot talking about a party that just got bopped and your trying to make more moves..You know you live in Bear when numerous of times junkies coming begging for money in the parking lot and there excuse is they need gas money to get to philly. or there girl left them and they need to call a taxi to go to there ma's house(the same junkies use the same excuse every weekend even when u tell them u gave them money last weekend lol but they say that was last weekened)if you live in Bear you are the shit because thats where i grew up
Bear, Delaware- "catch me on 40"
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Origin:
This particular sup-species was first discovered in the Lake County California area.
It is common belief amongst experts that the first of its species started life as a standard American Black Bear. To the demise of the standard American Black Bear and other cohabitating wild life, this particular area of the country is unfortunately well known of its excessive production of Methamphetamine (Meth). As common to most manmade pharmaceuticals and body altering chemicals, excessive amounts of contaminated wastes are generated. Due to the often illegal nature of the for-mentioned substance the waste products are often dumped in with standard household refuge or dumped in to remote campground type areas in an attempt to cover the tracks of the manufactures. As common to the American Black Bear in populated areas they often substituted a large portion of their diets by consuming remote residential and campground refuge.
After repeated foraging and ingestion of contaminated refuge, the bears quickly become highly addicted to the ingested chemical substance.
Identification:
Meth Bears look somewhat similar to the standard American Black Bear however as common to symptoms of Meth addiction Meth Bears will look very scrawny in size and might appear emaciated. Meth Bears are also easily identified from the excessive lack of teeth. One will often note highly erratic behavior. Meth Bears can often be found in surrounding Lake County areas and campgrounds stealing anything of remote value or attempting to barter with the local population for a fix.
Precautions:
Their behavior is highly erratic and unpredictable. Do not make any deals with the Meth Bears. However if you happen to be corned or attacked by one you might attempt to offer something along the lines of a candy bar to substitute their temporary need. If attacked, one can be expected to receive severe gumming.
Beware of the Meth Bear!
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The three "h's" of "Bear" are "Husky, Hirsute and Homosexual." Add "Muscle" in front and the term defines:
a. A hairy (esp. chest)ed gay man, usually of middle years or more, who is well-muscled or well defined ("cut")usually from body-building or progressive-resistance gym work, with visible attributes such as forearm "guns" or "six-pack abs."
b. More generally, any hairy-chested mature (usually but not definitively) gay male who is at least somewhat physically fit, especially one who presents an imposing or dominant presence. Facial hair and a blue-collar look such as the cliche plaid lumberjack shirt add to the image.
(Definition a) -- "OK, in a day when 'Muscle Bear' has started to nudge out older descriptions like "virile, red-blooded, hairy-chested American male, who do you think is really a muscle bear? Can you put it in terms I'd understand?" -- "Oh, you mean gay porn! Blake Nolan, Dean Coulter, probably Arpad Miklos who wears his muscles so well, possibly Ross Hurston, the power bottom from England, and maybe the very hairy hunky Ray Harley. If Ray grew a beard and played the sexual top more often, I think he'd qualify.
But to me, the quintessential Muscle Bear is Tim Kelly in the HOM gay-porn vids. Woof!"
(Definition b) -- "Mary's straight-as-an-arrow husband Lochinvar is six foot one, hairy, a little chunky but still in good shape from outdoor work. He's forty-three and wears a goatee. Is it safe to call him a muscle bear?" -- "Well, you'd better check it out with Mary to see if he would get upset at any gay inference. But if Mr. L. grows a beard and starts hanging out in taverns every evening, perhaps Mary should start worrying. And why are YOU so concerned, might I ask?"
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