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If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.
My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.
A slow procession of unskilled motorcyclists riding slowly and getting in everone's way
The mountain road was full of cunts on a string, couldn't get going
Noun: Cunts-on-a-string: A long evenly spaced line of slow motorcyclists, bimbling along a winding road on the racing line at a fraction of the speed that would justify being on the racing line, completely oblivious to the presence of faster riders wishing to make progress. Cunts-on-a-string typically get very upset when faster riders overtake them and will often stop to remonstrate with them if the opportunity arises (for example, an impromptu stop made the the faster riders), but then think better of it.
The BMW cunts-on-a-string were most upset when Duncan overtook them on the inside of a bend
When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
Lil string bean is basically just a very short string bean. That is about it.
Wow, I am just as short as a lil string bean - everyone.
A series of texts messages that tie back to one overall text message conversation
My buddies and I had a hilarious text string going about some random Bachelorette party chicks we met over the weekend
the meaning of cunt stringed is male being over ruled in the relasionship by the more dominant female because of sex he knows that he wont get the pleasure he desires if he takes the piss out of her so she becomes more and more powerfull as he will not dare do anything wrong to her
cassie- how are you and scott lately
keira- good good you know he didnt go with the lads to corfu
cassie- never why
keira- basically i told him that he wont be getting any if he leaves me for two week
cassie- awww thats well mean
keira- well if i couldnt get away with it i wont do it
its not my fault the boys cunt stringed