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Anthony Mackie, aka "the greatest chocolate man on earth", is a sarcastic, handsome, dapper, and hilarious actor who plays Falcon in the marvel cinematic universe. His best friend is Sebastian Stan and together they make the greatest friend duo ever seen. Also, he's obsessed with his thighs, like a lot, and can do a bomb Denzel impression.
Quotes:
"You like Easter cuz you about to eat some chocolate homie"
"You never see girls run after engineers"
"Your thighs look like hot dog weiners"
If you don't believe how great Anthony Mackie is, look on youtube for his marvel interviews... you won't regret it.
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my father, my god, my will to live. he's perfect in every way and his voice will fuck you up.
a member of satanist cult chase atlantic next to bitchel and clinton cave.
hes also the plug.
"woah who are you following on instagram?"
"just christian anthony, my god"
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Mark Anthony is another way of saying Mark Antony. They are different names for the same person.
Mark Antony was an Ancient Roman politician, and general who was well known for his military skill. He is one of the most famous and influential figures from Ancient Rome. Antony played an important role in the transformation of the Roman Republic from an oligarchy into the autocratic Roman Empire.
After Julius Caesar's death, Antony was given control of the Eastern part of the Roman Empire which included Egypt.
Antony was a physically imposing, and confident man. Like other Roman men (and men in general), he was known to have an obsession with women and sex. Antony married 5 different women, and had a lot of children. However, his relationship with Cleopatra VII is the most famous one of all, and has become the inspiration for many love stories.
Mark Anthony (or Mark Antony) was a damn good military general. But not a particularly great politician. He was too busy sleeping with women to care too much about politics.
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The supreme being know as ANTHONY CHUNGUS is the perfect balance of everything in existence. Yes, more powerful than shaggy, thanos and shrek combined. ANTHONY CHUNGUS should not be confused with big chungus.
I was walking outside but then I saw ANTHONY CHUNGUS and had to stop and admire them.
When you go home after a day of doing squats at the gym, then smoke weed and jack off before passing out. Results in falling asleep covered in your own jizz.
Person 1: Wow! Anthony's still doing squats!
Person 2: Yeahh, you know he's pulling an Anthony Special later.
Person 1: Of courseee!
Person 2: I don't know why he calls it special, he does it every night.
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A major league baseball catcher who has the largest ass in all of baseball. His ass is so big it tells him what to do; it even has its own Facebook page and fans. His ass cheeks are so big it’s been commonly reported that he has trouble reaching between them to wipe and needs the help of his teammates.
Guy1 – dude I’ve been working my glutes like crazy at the gym, squatted a new record.
Guy#2 – Nice, you’re so going to get an Anthony Recker.
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Left him when he was born and we tracked him down and lured him to our town. He now works at his school and taught him about hearts, which is quite ironic. He will probably go back to the shops again soon tbh.