When the same lie is told so many times that no one believes it when it's actually true. See also: The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
Abe Vigoda Syndrome refers to the actor of the same name, who became a giant running joke in the 1980's after he was falsely reported dead. TWICE. And that was just the beginning. He was falsely reported dead dozens of times in the years that followed. The Internet even made a website entirely dedicated to reporting if Vigoda was living or deceased. Numerous comedians poked fun at the death rumors. Vigoda himself even got in on it upon occasion. "I'm still alive, you pinhead!"
When Vigoda ACTUALLY died in January 2016 at the age of 94, several articles reporting his death actually had to leave disclaimers highlighted in bold that it was "not a hoax." They really couldn't risk people thinking it was a joke.
ab-ing (æb-ing) is when someone puts something above something else without comparing the two, with the intention to downplay one of them.
"Billy Bat is trash, 20th century boys is better"
"you are ab-ing"
When someone is SO STRONG that they have one big ab, instead of defined abs
John Cena has a uni-ab. Look it up
The act of throwing up in one's mouth, then having to swallow it after seeing, hearing or experiencing something physically upsetting. Everyone has abed at least once in their life time.
Sam calls his friend John over to come look at the maggot infested corpse of a dead body he just discovered.
Sam: Yo John, come look at this!!!
John: *while looking at the body, abeing* dude wtf!?
Sam: Bro did you just abe?
John: Ya
Sam: Ha ha ha man you're so weak!
For Johnette being 23, She sure gets some good Adult Baby Cock Lovers (AB/CL). Big ole Dicks.
To have a penny in your stuck in your anal cavity
“Hey how was your weekend”
“Not good, I got Abe in my ass, I had to go to the hospital.”
Noun
A high-brow, carefully fabricated anal jewel to be worn and remain in the asshole. This lusty device is widely heralded among sex industry workers and the everyday working class Americans. The bedazzled ass plug invites even the most unsung consumer base into a blissful wearing experience, and inspires grit and fortitude for folks to achieve their best.
"Oh, are we gonna hit up that Christmas party at Shaun's, hold on, let me don my Abe Jackson."