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a dumb thot who smells like cats and dove deodorant she always has a new hoe every month but when she feels like it she’s loyal
“hey is that an alli rios she’s stupid”
Very swag person who uses she/they pronouns. She deserves the world and they’ll never fail to make you smile.
Person 1: hey do you know Alli._Innit??
Person 2: No who tf is that
Person 1: go fucking die.
Basically, Allison, known as Alli, is a ballsack, a very crusty one with cheese hiding in between the folds of skin like the creamy condensed cheese like residue that hides under a males uncircumcised penis. But the cheese is especially green like the cheese from Diary of A Wimpy Kid because its so moldy, that it leaves a distinct smell of a rotting arse that was severed from Eggman. Bro even sonic cant “gotta go fast” away from this ballsack.
Person No. 1: Alli (Allison) is such a basic bitch right?
Person No. 2: No, to me shes more of a ballsack
Person No. 1: What
the girl who always goes back to her toxic ex and is the definition of dumb blonde
Allie Traxler always goes back to boys who don’t care about her
A person that owns or pretends to own a boat constructed of aluminium. They are usually gay or gayangsters.
"dude - did you see that red aluminium boat down at the ramp on Friday??"
"yeah I saw two guys bumming on it while they were motoring away - one of them must have been the ally boat owner."
the biggest lightweight on the planet
Tyler: “how much can you drink before you are drunk?”
Nick: “only one. I’m an ally tober”
the best relationship on twitter
dnf?? nah alli and carlie 🙏🏻🙏🏻