Glass Onion

Sorry, the Beatles did not invent this term. A Glass Onion is just an onion shaped bottle that was invented in the 17th century. Determine is also often used to describe glass onion like door knobs.

“ looking through a Glass Onion“ might mean to see things in a warped and bizarre way. It could also just mean looking at things from the bottom of a bottle (drunk).

I could give several references, but my best advice would be just to look it up anywhere else.

“ is ‘glass onion’, a deep philosophical phrase?

Oh no, it’s a type of bottle…. You pretentious goofball”

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Pulp Onion

1. A Ram's Horn menu item that includes all of the breakfast items possible in one and optionally served with a firecracker on top, formerly known as the Paul Bunyan.

2. A rare un-google-able vegetable often craved by people with horrible hearing disorders.

I though he was ordering a Paul Bunyan; however, I was shocked to find a Pulp Onion on his plate.

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onion tounge

where you eat loads of onion based foods before you go down on a girl/man, so the smell stays untill she/he notices or the next person to go down on her/him does
(Good revenge plan for cheating people)

"yeah! i onion tounged that cheating cunt"

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Blooming Onion

When you train your anal gum slut is trained well enough and gapes freely after where her as a pink sock puppet, and her asshole blossoms into a prolapsed mess resulting in the shape of a blooming rose hence the Blooming Onion.

RyRy had these hoe's so coked up that they let him try on their pink socks until they proudly showcased their "Blooming Onion's".

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onion juice

Shreks favorite part about raping his victims. His onion juice begins to eshrekulate as he slams and pounds into the ripping anus of his willing onion victims.

I peeled my emergency onion to summon my ogrelord shrek and he began to fill my anus with onion juice from his 15 foot ogre cock.

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tongue the onion

To tongue the onion is to lick ones sphincter.

Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: Dude, was awesome. I got her to tongue the onion!

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onion dip

Slang used in some parts of Saskatchewan and Alberta to describe a person with a mediocre appearance. The third of four different ratings: Salsa, beef dip, onion dip and bean dip.

"So what did you think of Jason?"
"Meh, he was an onion dip, you could do better."

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