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When you have a VERY itchy asshole.
Cody: Dude, i had a horrible case of asshole itchalitus last night.
Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens
The feeling of irritated ass you get after walking around for a while with moisture between your butt cheeks from juicy farts or not properly wiping your ass after a big shit.
Hey man we need to hurry up and get home soon my ass is killing me..I must have not wiped good after that shit i took earlier because I am so asshole aware right now.
Cheating asshole is a man who doesn't talk to his wife about issues but has sex with his coworker and lays all his issues on her while lying to his wife.
My husband who the GM of a company risked his job and slept with his married coordinator and lied to me, cheating asshole.
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This is someone who sneaks up from behind and takes you.
Guy 1:Jeez i got done by an asshole assassin last night
Guy 2:Yeah i know whats that callum like
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A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.
Sorry I missed your call, my phone was off or in my car or I was out with my friends or playing video games (aka I'm an Asshole Boyfriend who sucks majorly)
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The obnoxious fucker who replaced Jared Fogle in Subway's TV commercials.
Jared was the one of the single most annoying pieces of shit ever, but the Subway Asshole somehow manages to make even worse ads.
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The gentleman or lady who proceeds to get the most outrageous at a party and bring the most attention to themselves. They must piss somebody off in a bad way and in some cases get kicked out.
That bitch shit in a sink what a party asshole
Big Al broke the picture frame. what a fucking party asshole!