panda attack

the #1 cause of death in america

person 1: hey did you know that joe died of-

person 2: -yes i know... a panda attack

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Bitchy Attack

When an individual, usually a female, uses incredibly sarcastic and insulting language towards you. This is normally done in front of a large group of people, such as at the mall or a restaurant.

Female: Hey buddy, can you hear? Cause I can!
Rod: Oh snap, a bitchy attack!
Whiteboy: Yep, thats a bitchy attack all right.

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Timmy Attack

A Timmy* Attack is when you have a craving for some Tim Hortons coffee and a box of doughnuts to the point where you can't even focus on driving because all you can think of is caffeine which you are hooked on.

*Timmy is referring to Timmy's, or Tim Hortons the coffee/doughnut shop found around Canada and a bit of the U.S. Some Canadian's refer to Tim Hortons as Timmy's, therefore a craving for Timmy's is a Timmy Attack.

"I'm havin' a timmy attack wanna go to timmy's and grab a coffee???"

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fart attack

When one attacks another with farts.

1: What are doing?
2: Nothing.
1: Don't come any closer! I mean it!
2: Here you go!
1: Aaaahhhh! Fart attack!!

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Sack Attack

a death blow to the male genital area; can be done with one person or a group, results are painful and funny.

I'm friggin' sterile thanks to the guys giving a sack attack.

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black attack

When anyone of any race (but it works better when they're black) has an immediate outburst of pure ghettoness because of something just said, seen, or heard.

WHITE GIRL: I know you're just jealous of me. It's okay though.
BLACK GIRL: WHAT!?!? WHAT!?!? WATCHU SAY!?!?
A DIFFERENT BLACK GIRL: OH SNAP!! SHE GONE HAVE A BLACK ATTACK NOW!! EVERYBODY RUN!!

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heart attack

something that's become more common since the creation of super-sized fast food

super size me-a good and insightful programme about over-weight troubles (although heart attack isn't one of them, but it's pretty obvious)

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