Banana Balls

The condition where ball sweat or taint sweat have caused a scortum to cling to a man's leg(s) or to his taint, necessitating that he peel his balls off like one peels a banana.

"Man, I've really got banana balls today," Dale said, reaching down his pants to peel his nuts free.

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banana bandit

A man who steals a boyfriend from another man or a woman.

"I hate Steve. I caught him having sex with my boyfriend, Fred. Steve is such a fucking banana bandit."

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Banana phone

A song that is on a pointless, BUT FUNNY Animation on newgrounds and now ebaumsworld

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phooooone!
I got this feelin'
It's so appealing
For us to get together and sing. SING!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding banana phone!
It grows in bunches
I got my lunches
It's the best
Beats the rest!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Don't need no quarters, don't need no dimes, to call a friend of mine
No need computers, or TV, to have a real good time,
I'll call my dentist
I'll call my cat
It's cellular, modular, intellective, oddular!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phooooone!

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Banana in a microwave

When a guy puts his dick into a extremely hot and wet pussy

Samuel put his banana in a microwave and busted with thirty seconds

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Banana Fish

Emotional Hell. Don't watch it unless you want to die inside.

The intro and outro fire ngl.

Person 1- Why the fuck are you crying so loud??
Person 2- Banana Fish
Person 1- Oooh

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Stopper banana

In Mario Kart 64, when you get bananas in any level, some of these bananas makes your opponent, or yourself stop completely, while others only make you spin! These a called "Stopper Bananas" and are extremely annoying when they are hit!

GOD! I was leading the race, until i hit that stopper banana on the last lap!.. Now I finished at 5th, and got no points!!

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flying bananas

outrageous, strange, crazy, weird

that guy said that he can jump from the 3rd floor and land on his feet

thats so flying bananas!!

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