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an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro
Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!
When you fuck up a rusty lantern and the insides of the glow stick permeate her butthole and you are forced to anally fuck your partner.
"Last night the glow stick broke in Tina's ass and I had to give her the ol' barn fire."
The act of getting it in the ass by two dicks at once. Like rubbing sticks together to create a spark, this sets your barn on fire.
The last time I drank at practice the guys gave me a wicked Barn Fire!!
The greatest guy you will ever meet, or interact with.
That guy must be named "Robert Barnes!"
to hold an entity liable to conviction without an due with an right.
He's an jail barn.
the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area
man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!