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During intercourse with a female who has more relaxed vaginal muscles than usual (i.e. loose), one removes one's penis from said vagina, turns around, and drops a hefty log of fecal matter directly into the gaping hole of the loose vagina. After doing so, one continues to pummel this fecal matter into the back of the female's vagina until it creates a hymen-like barrier to the uterus, though this act should not be used as a contraceptive method.
Hi Jon, how are you?
Great, Mike. I just performed a soft jacob on a filthy hooker.
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N. One, typically a man, who gives off Daddy vibes and is soft, gentle, protective, warm, and sweet.
V. To be really nurturing, protective, tender, and sweet.
Person 1: He is such a Daddy, but he is super gentle and made me feel as comfortable as possible. Let’s not forget how protective he is.
Person 2: Oh my god, he is so Daddy soft.
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A soft parade is a very slow blow job, typically including enthusiastic encouragement.
I hope there's a Santa Claus at the end of this soft parade.
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12 year old edge lords tried to start something by calling memes soft drinks. It failed horribly and the only people that call memes soft drinks are either dumb, stupid, or lonely.
12 year old: Man check out this soft drink
Normal person: Thats called a meme you faggot
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A way in which icecream can be served.
I went to McDonalds and bought a soft serve icecream.
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The act of sucking a chip until it's soft so no one knows you're the dick eating the chips.
Brad didn't want his friends to know he had Pringles so he was soft sucking in the back of the car
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To make tentative plans that are not definite. Circling a date on a calendar.
"Let's soft circle that date to go for drinks and a bite to eat". Soft circle next friday for square dancing.
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