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canadian cumshot

This term is used when reffering to when a male drink 12 gallons of maple syrup and his sperm has a brown tint and his semen is ejaculated onto a females toe all while watching a hockey porn parody

Yo Jewish boy, did you know last night I Canadian cumshoted rachel

by Lightning mc’Chilling July 11, 2018


Canadian Barnes

A specific way of making a Barnes alcoholic drink. The Canadian Barnes is specifically made by combining Canadian Club and Canada Dry.

The name is derived from Ernest Hemingway's classic, "The Sun Also Rises."

"It's been a long day at the bull-fight, I could really go for a barnes."
"Make mine a Canadian Barnes."

by BlackMarigolds2 May 12, 2010


Canadian Shower

Using a wet napkin to freshen up the male genitals prior to sex.

Erik Everhard took a Canadian shower prior to sex with Nikita Denise.

by Paul The Punter May 05, 2022


Canadian Twinkie

When two Canadians interlock their uncircumcised units head to head with duct tape and release their respective essences to seal their brotherly Canadian bond.

Me and Richard both have been friends for years, and have decided to seal our bond as brothers from another mother by conducting the Canadian Twinkie together in private.

by Destis5445 November 03, 2017


Canadian Flatbed

A semi-sexual act wherein the receiver lays on their stomach while giver pours maple syrup on the small of the reciever’s back and then spreads the syrup around with their breasts.

I wanted something a little sticky and sweet, so she suggested a Canadian Flatbed.

by ThiccDaveCave July 28, 2018


canadian hostage

when a person (usually canadian) holds a conversation for an unreasonably long time while you keep trying to leave

person 1: dude what took you so long to get to work?
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half

by jankfart December 12, 2014


Canadian Railway

A sex act involving Canada's favorite elixir, maple syrup. One participant squirts maple syrup into their anus; then, that parson pushes the syrup out of their anus into the anus of another participant. Although originally intended for two participants, it could, in theory, go on infinitely.

"Did ya hear about those hosers making a mess at the Motel 6?"
"Oh yeah, you betcha. The were riding the Canadian Railway."

by ThiccDaveCave April 22, 2017