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The Hot Carl Weathers is an evolved form of the Hot Carl. Whereas a typical Hot Carl involves saran wrap over your face as your partner drops a steaming load of crap on your eyes, a "Hot Carl Weathers" has a very large black man, roughly the size of the actor Carl Weathers, working his anal magic all over your face.
A Hot Carl Weathers requires twice the saran wrap as a typical Hot Carl.
Cat Shit Carl can usually be observed working at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning on Fridays, easily recognized by his signature sour, ochre-colored cat shit-like stink.
Example:
Bill (to Steve as they are about to enter Denny's after drinking Heavily): I can't wait for my lumberjack slam, that shit is nice!
Steve (upon noticing Cat Shit Carl clearing tables): Dude, we have to eat somewhere else.
Bill: Why?
Steve: Cuz I just saw Cat Shit Carl in there and there is no way I can eat with that greasy cat shit smell lingering around.
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Another variation of the Cincinnati bowtie, where the giver flatulates in the victim's face. Only this time, the flatulation becomes a shart, and the victim receives a ferocious spray to the face, similar to a Hot Carl. However, no seran wrap is involved. If the shart comes out as hot brown lumps dribbling on the neck, the carl becomes a Windy City Steamer.
"My girl is giving me hell. I think I'm gonna give that bitch the Windy City Carl."
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Combination of a sack lunch and a hot carl (hot karl in some dialects). Where a male squats over another person, places testicles in their mouth, and defecates on their chest.
No known documented incidents as of yet.
In Germany:
Kris: eich! Hot Carl to Go!
Wilhelm: Sweet!
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when a guy is takeing a dump the girl is giving the guy a blow job right there when hes taking a dump
oh my god look that girl is giving him a hot carl.
This hot carl is so nice i love it move harder.
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Having anal sex immediately followed by oral sex. Not to be confused with a rusty trombone, which is having sex with a girl who is on her period immediately followed by oral sex.
I wouldn't kiss her. Dave gave her a Hot Carl last night
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when you make a serpentine effort to ditch that one aquaintance that nobody of likes.
I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.
Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."
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