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When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.
I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.
(N.) the act of defecating through the sunroof of an automobile
“Raeshaun fuckin wild bro he really ran a Chinese moonroof on Mrs. Sherry”
The chinese hamster is often mistaken for the lesser-known Barnaby Thorold. It often burrows underground to facetime whilst in hybernation and only makes an appearance for chazzle or when forced out of its burrow for a 6:30 practice session. Although the chinese hamster is a monogamous species with one life long mate it seems to spend most of its time alone resembling death. It is currently endangered due to the manifestation of increasingly large spots between there eyes.
A chinese hamster just failed Astronomy 001
Hey Alyssa ... Do you want to play Chinese checkers?
The act of discriminating a certain group to be the scapegoat so that the accuser can escape, seemingly blameless, innocent and sincere; However, the blame is a blatant misdirection and as such, likely to backfire on the accuser.
Origin: The Prime Minister and chairperson of Malaysia's ruling coalition (National Front) attributed the poor performance of the coalition in Malaysia's 13th general election, and the corresponding support to opposition parties, to a phenomenon dubbed "tsunami of the Chinese community" - or "Chinese tsunami" for short.
The project manager is pinning the blame on the labourers again, blaming their laziness for the delays in the project. But that accusation is just Chinese Tsunami - we all know his poor planning skills are the cause.
Low quality plastic used in construction of key mechanical parts in order to ensure failure and non-repairability just outside of warranty period. Often shrouded in a thin sheet of satin brushed Nickel plated Chinesium to give appearance of durability.
Examples of extensive use include: Faucets, washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators, function knob shafts, locking and retaining mechanisms, furniture fasteners, safety equipment, power tool internals, etc.
Wife: Honey, can you fix the fridge? The door just fell off...
Me: Uhh, no, turns out, the hinge pins are made of Chinese Aluminum, hafta buy a whole new fridge.
Wife: But we just bought that a couple years ago!
Me: yeah but the warranty ran out last month!
When you finish cunnilingus and have hair in between your teeth
I had to stop eating out Juno cause she never shaved, I was tired of removing Chinese toothpicks