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A "Chronically Online Whore" Is Someone Who Is "Chronically Online"
They Have The Opportunity To Be Normal And Go Outside. But They Don't
You Are A Chronically Online Whore. Stop Asking For Trigger Warnings For Everything. You Bitch.
A sudden reoccuring anal pains that result in swelling of rectum. the causes are having to much anal.
Dude martha gave me some chronic pipeline from last night.
When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.
Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.
Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.
A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.
Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.
When you been bustin sum guud nut for about 6 months or more and then sitting in class stroking thin air without noticing.
Horny1: *stroking as if actually masterbating, but it’s just the reflex*
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!
Gaslighting strategy where person A antagonizes person B and person A tells third parties about the response to the antagonization out of context.
Situation: Kyle comes home and starts punching walls screaming in the home with a contorted angry face. Becky shouts in horror and pushes Kyle out of the house and locks the door. Kyle tells third parties "I came home one day and Becky started screaming at me and used force to push me out of the house and lock me out, she is crazy and I don't feel safe around her." Kyle Chronic Victim (ed) Becky.
Anyone who has this rare diseas is incredibly cultured.
Trish: I see killue
Someone: I see u are a man of culture
Trish: Ye i have Chronic hypercultureemia