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Opportunity

A word they use in Corporate America to trick you into doing work no one else wants to do while thinking your going to get promoted as a result of your hard work.

"Hey! Can you please file these work papers and make these copies! This is a great opportunity! You should be glad you got this!!!!

by You dundoit May 5, 2005

124πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Opportunity

Opportunity is a set of circumstances that is conducive for the occurrence of an event or for the performance of a task. It can also be defined as the amount of time or a situation in which something can be done -Emeasoba George

Opportunity is synonymous with chance.

by Emeasoba George July 14, 2018

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Opportunity

Mars rover sent by NASA to Mars in 2003, which landed at Meridiani Planum. Designed to search for signs of liquid water, especially minerals formed in the presense of water (eg. Hematite).

"Opportunity has landed on Mars."

by Patteroast January 27, 2004

32πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Opportunity

Chance to have sex with. Encounter of chance in order to get naked and "Do It". To stick your purple helmet warrior into the quivering mound of love pudding of a girl you don't even know.

I have a friend with benefits because there are not many other opportunities at this time.

by Mike Diamond June 23, 2003

31πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Opportune

An opportunity to tune a chick.

"Hey mate look at that hottie over at the bar alone and about to buy a drink, there's an opportune".

by JMADD October 2, 2007

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


opportunity

when life gives you lemons...

I had the opportunity to bang Kim Kardashian but she already made one sex tape.

by GOD of DOGS November 13, 2017

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


opportunity cock

An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.

John: β€œCan’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”

Jim: β€œDamn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”

by Kim Jong deux February 1, 2019