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When all the Thots in the Neighborhood Come Outside to Get Around After A Long Day's Work of Bitchin'
John: Damn, Even fucking Jennifer is outside at Thot o' Clock!
Tumus: What has the world come to? D:
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It is when you wake up in the morning with lots of kisses from the great girl that hugged you the whole night, after having very few hours of sleep, because you had very much sex the night before. Despite the fact that you are almost dead and all you want to do in the world is sleep, belarusian alarm clock gives you an awesome feeling that wakes your entire body up.
This morning I had the best alarm clock - the belarusian one!
I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!
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Setting an alarm for an hour before you have to get up; upon waking, roll over and take your prescription stimulant of choice (Adderall, Ritalin, Concerta, Dexedrine, Vyvanse, etc.) and go back to sleep. In about an hour, you wake up naturally with a smile on your face and a spring in your step.
An incredibly effective aid to getting up in the morning. Especially useful when you get an insufficient amount of sleep the night before.
Jeremy: Hey man, how'd your test go? I didn't think you'd even get up since you were getting shitfaced till 2 A.M.
Dom: Oh man, it was great. I set my Adderall Alarm Clock and aced my test an hour and a half later.
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The entire time you are shroomin' can be referred to as "shroom o' clock".
"hey buddy, do you know what time it is?"
"It's shroom o' clock"
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I got mugged downtown last night, but some cops gave the neighborhood a Compton alarm clock and the thug bolted.
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Pop-o-clock is the hour of the evening, usually around 4pm, when you start drinking for a rowdy night on the town. this ensues that by 7-8pm you'll be balls deep in breawhskis and won't have to spend a dime at the club.
nick: yo naggers its pop-o-clock
tim: ohhhh yeah, cabs a heah, lets fire it up, pass me them wildcat brahhhskis
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The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear.
Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.
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