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A cry/sob/single tear that was produced by anxiety over the coronavirus, quarantine, and its effects
When I found out that I wouldn’t be able to see my friends for a month, I had a good corona cry.
A brain-unfriendly but wallet-friendly Singapore math title that irreverently leverages on the deadly coronavirus to teach creative mathematical problem solving—when the product of two negatives (Covid-19 and school math) is a positive (a confident and skilful problem solver).
Prof. Ian is trying to kill two mathematical birds with a numerical stone in 2020: he wants to launch “Singapura Mathematica” and “Corona Mathematica” at the same time in the midst of rising infection and mortality rates nationwide.
The violent shaking of the jowls whilst reacting to the ever-changing unfactual ridiculous hesteria over Corona virus media posts and Friends Facebook propaganda. Often associated with the re-telling or re-tweeting of a Corona virus event not substantiated by any fact or authority.
Did you hear that bill got the corona virus from his goldfish!! (He had no symptoms and made a full recovery)....corona-jowling
What King Charles has
We want to wish the king a good recovery from his corona cancer.
When someone tries to light a cigarette, but since their hair has so many oils in the hairspray they use, their hair sets on fire.
Strictly translates to "Crown of Fire".
A: Damn, I need to take a smoke break real quick.
B: NO WAIT YOUR HAIRSPRAY-
A: What about it? *as they light the cigarette*
A's hair sets on fire
A: HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK
B: Take off the Corona el Fuego, dude, before it's too late!!
A: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN STUPID, DO SOMETHING!
Social gathering in the times of the pandemic. Usually takes places at the nearest park. Attendees include: Covidiots, denialists and supporters of Cheeto face.
Guests of this event ignore social distances, share beverages, greasy bags of crisps and cancer sticks. Their anthem is: Baby Baby by Corona.
“Yo! I haven’t seen Donald in a long time. Last time he texted me was 14 days ago. He was going with Melania to a Corona party. Oh fcuk!”
“What’s all that noise? I can’t sleep. Another Corona party at the park. Call 911”.
Corona spray is the ULTIMATE weapon to end society.
You could even send it flying in a helicopter and you could end the lives of 5 million people! You never know. If you have the ashes of a politician who suffered from spontaneous human combustion, add corona beer, part of corona-Chan’s skin, and bat soup, you should have a very special and useful, corona spray.
Best Friend: Remember that moose who bullied you in middle school?
You: Yeah! I knocked some sense into them with this special Corona Spray.
Best Friend: Can I taste some? I don’t want to experience the apocalypse.
You: I mean....sure…?