I’m trynna sell my pussy in burlington coat factory
A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.
To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
The most drama kids of all the drama kids. The literal definition of a drama kid.
Man 1: God she never stops singing!
Man 2: I know she is such a Nancy Coates
A turd that's as long as your coat sleeve.
Urgh!! Some dirty bastard's left a right coat sleever in the toilet.
When you do so much anal your dick has a coating on it.
"I'm dating an indian girl who loves anal so much my coated corn stick is sore."
Cunt Of A Thing- used to describe someone or something that is beyond simply being referred to as a cunt, as cunts are still desirable and useful.
Wow, Mel is such a COAT!!! I’m so glad I don’t have to put up with her anymore!!
That malicious bitch at work who spreads disinformation to the boss is a COAT.