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The small light inside a vehicle, usually located around the rearview mirror that allows just enough light to see to put on a condom.
Girl: Lucky you are gonna have to turn on your condom light so I can see to put this on you.
Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.
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A rubber thing that you out over a guy's penis so you don't get a disease or get pregnant. SMART IDEA, FREAK MIDGETS SUCK!
Girl: Heyyyyy baby, wanna have sex?? ................. without a condom? ;)
Boy: Aw, hell no bitch!! FREAK MIDGETS SUCK.
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a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.
so, basically, sex without a condom.
Yeah, me and Janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night.
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When you take a shit so large it dwarfs over your dick, you wrap a shower curtain around it and tear that person's rectum open. Stretch it front to back.
#monster #condom #dwarf #shower #curtain
"Bruh i gave that guy a great monster condom session! He waddled for a week! Poor dog...
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noun - A shame barricade created by parents to protect their hormonal teenage sons from doing the "Bad Touch" to other parents' daughters.
Also, an effective contraceptive.
Parent Condom: "Oh, look here he is at 6 running around the yard naked.... Look at the little pipi!!!"
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A person who has been cummed into and binned
My friend Dave is a mobile condom, he gets used all the time.
Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.
Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.