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Being exhausted from living through a pandemic most commonly seen in essential employees
Person 1 : Hey man how are you doing ?
Person 2 : I’m alright but just feeling a bit of Covid exhaustion
Not doing your job correctly because not being in an office is making you dumb.
I received a letter from HR saying i am no longer enrolled in my retirement program?! Someone over there is suffering from some serious Covid brain.
A person or grouper of people who spread covid virus without reguard for others. Intentionally or un intentionally by lack of personal hygiene or wearing a mask. Reference the movie outbreak.
I can't believe they ain't wearing masks. Total covid monkeys.
10 or more people cramming into a confined space during a worldwide pandemic. Not recommended by most international health authorities.
Friend: (Backing way off when the opening door reveals a too-full elevator) "COVID MOSH!!"
Me: "Yo."
While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.
Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.
When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.
" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"
A man or woman who appears attractive until the mask comes off.
I asked this dude out, but he turned out to be a covid-catfish and when his mask came off I just couldn't even...