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when one fuckin fucks a fuck fuck fucking cow or bull
paul cow fucks every fuck fuck fuckin cow he fuckin sees
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Noun: The sad result of wearing a sports bra, or wire-free bra under a form-fitting or light-colored shirt. This makes your boobs look frumpy and shapeless, and resembles a cow's saggy udder instead of an attractive woman's chest.
Anyone under the age of 80 shouldn't wear soft bras. Young women are too cool for cow boobs.
Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.
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A drunken, atempted to tip a cow from the standing position on to it' s side and/or back. Most often another exscuse to go out and get even more hammared.
Judd: Hey buud lets go cow tippin'
Stan: Alright, I'll swing by and grab some more beer from sal's.
Judd: Okay... (grabs 1/2 of 24 pack and tosses in bed of truck)
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Its the new way of saying fucking awesome
That movie is cow vagina
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The male equivalent of the term homewrecker.
A male who pursues married women.
A female is referred to as a homewrecker when she participates in the destruction of another relationship, figuratively speaking she destroys the house. A male therefore engaging in similar behavior could be said to have tipped another man's cow over.
Also useful as a verb, to cow-tip.
"But your married! What do I look like? Some kind of cow-tipper?"
"Her poolboy moonlights as a cowtipper."
As another form of expressions "I had to dump her, the milk goes sour after the cow has been tipped."
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The European toy cow that is popular with young children, also very funny
Hey look, Dookie the cow dropped a large dookie!
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A Mythical Creature that is the cross between a Spider and a Cow. The Spider Cow instead of producing milk produces Kevlar out of its udders.
I wish Jeffery would hurry up milking the Spider Cow. I want to knit a vest out of the Kevlar he is getting.
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