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Emma

Emma is a rare and weird breed of human. Emma's are very temperature sensitive, and do not enjoy cold weather. The Emma is easily sunburnt, and can become so by staring at a white piece of paper. The Emma is an impulsive, indecisive, self-aware person. The Emma procrastinates hard core, and sometimes even counts carpet strands to avoid doing homework. The Emma is not a family oriented creature, and enjoys moments of introspection and solitude. The Emma has a habit of wearing multiple shirts, serial dating, and pulling all nighters. The Emma is a short creature with a fuzzy, conflicted soul. The Emma is also a philosophy fanatic that should seldom be taken seriously. The Emma loves writing and journalism and worships Hunter S. Thompson like Mormons adore door to door sales. The Emma is an intensely offensive person, but does so in the name of humor.

Tuli: Dude did you hear Emma stayed up all night?
Jerry: Hell yeah man, she was thinking and procrastinating on the AP homework.

by gonzovibe September 16, 2018

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Emma

town whore.

"Emma's a slut!"

by 911 what's your emergency November 6, 2018

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Emma

The biggest freaking bonehead you will ever meet

That Emma was a freaking bonehead

by Savagecharmander69 October 20, 2017

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Emma

They most basic white bitch out there.

Random girl: Heyyy
Emma: hey girls are we going to urban outfitters today and I'm getting white air forces and totally going to crease it:)

by faitharoni December 15, 2019

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Emma

A person that makes your heart race every time you see them. Loyal, trustworthy, and the most adorable thing you'll ever see. With out them life is pretty much meaningless.

No matter how cheesy this is, I love you Emma

by V-Happy September 24, 2018

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Emma

probably lesbian.

Did Emma turn lesbian?

by ilovemylifeanddogs March 14, 2019

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Emma

She’s cool but likes to tongue her friends.

Oh no Emma’s tonguing her friends again

by Rimbobzach_fuckyou October 21, 2019

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