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When you've been scrolling through your social media feed for so long, u can't seem to stop scrolling.
William: *Scrolls through Instagram feed for an hour*
William: Help!!! Help!! I can't stop scrolling!!!!!!!
Chris: Damn it Will! Now you have Feed Scrolling Syndrome.
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yo bro you check out those pics of jessica beil with the safe search off.. oh yeah i spoon feed the dragon to that shit all night.
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Giving a woman oral pleasure or eating the box.
Well, it was my wife's birthday I had to strap on the feed bag.
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Ethics of Smoking 101: Feeding the Monkey.
1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".
1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).
2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".
3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).
Corey was too blazed to hit that shit, so...I feed the monkey!!!
Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY
Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!
You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"
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The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.
After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.
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To learn, gain knowledge, give the brain something to "feed" on.
This phrase is most popular in the Jefferson Starship song "White Rabbit"
It also may mean doing a lot a drug.
"Remember what the doormouse said.. "FEED YOUR HEAD."
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Slang, polite way to explain that you need to go defecate.
"You'll have to excuse me; I need to go feed Zoe."
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