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Someone with a strong sextual attraction to flats. Comparable, and quite similar to a footfetish
Xavier is well known for having a Flat Fettish.
Xavier loves asking females for pictures of their flats. ( Sometimes even with their feet in the picture)
Xavier becomes sexually aroused when near a sweet pair of flats.
Ooo damn look at those flats, Xavier would love those!
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The act of flatuating consistantly for ten seconds whilst producing a constant sound resembling that of bass.
As PJ asked Stacey to the movies, he panicked; the ensuing ten flat ruined what remaining chances he had to date Stacey that night.
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Flat earther (noun): One that thinks that everybody that doesn't share his opinion is a sheep. Also doesn't believe a word anyone says unless it came from Facebook.
Normal person: Hey did you hear about this rocket they are launching?
Flat earther: You mean the one that's gonna spray us with mind-controlling devices?
Normal person: Wtf man?
Flat earther: I read it on Facebook
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Logic at negative infinity and ignorance at positive infinity.
A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- you mean a waste of earth's resources right?
A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- Oh so that's why I just lost all my brain cells.
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when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)
alright guys, what have we got here?
young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.
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Flat white is commonly used among sexually active teenagers, it means 'cum in the eye' where a male ejaculates into a partners eye.
"Gave my girlfriend her first flat white last night , she loved it"
"im in the mood for a flat white tonight baby"
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Rebecca says I really like your red shirt. Theresa says flat out. Rebecca says: straight up!
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