Doing Frog

Getting on the ground and holding your breath until you change color. While doing this your mind goes to an alternative state where you can turn all grass to beef jerky. The you eat the grass, then you die.

I tried doing frog for the first time last night. I died.

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Frozen Frog

A French Canadian. (also referred to as Franco-Canadians or Canadiens; French: Canadien(ne)s français(es)) are an ethnic group who trace their ancestry to French colonists who settled in Canada from the late 16th century onward.

"I had to pass a Frozen Frog on the interstate today. They must not know how to read the speed limit in the English Imperial System."

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Frog Soup

The liquid excreted from a quality shart

I farted and instead I got frog soup.

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bog frog

a step below a swamp donkey... the #2 most hideous creature of a female that you have witnessed!

Look at her... her mother must have been a SWAMP DONKEY 'cuz she is definitely a BOG FROG!

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Frog-sex

Frog-sex is a kind of penetrative anal or vaginal sex where male and female lay on each other (belly down) just like frogs.

During the intercourse the male push hard once or twice a minute (very hard, very slow) emitting the classical frog noise (a deep CRAAAAAAAAH) while pushing.

Better if you're dressed like a frog

Yesterday i broke my frenulum doing frog-sex

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frog in a blender

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.

John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"

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Steam Frog

To cum unexpectedly onto someone's face. Generally done in a public place where the cummer has to jump to accurately hit the face.

The japanese enjoy steam frogging their women.

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