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Minor illness of a heartbroken nature related to pining for someone of the Ginger sort (red-haired-ed)- the rarest of all of the humans.
Example:
Girl 1: Oh man that dude Chuck is so awesome! I've got the hugest ginger ailment for him. He's light bright, flamin' hott, and speckled like a cheetah. But that dood won't show me any love no matter how many loads of laundry I wash for him!
Girl 2: He is hot...and is all like Prince Harry charm mixed with David Caruso cool mixed with Ron Weasley awkward. I tried to hit that and all I got was this old moth eaten Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt to show for it..that I dug out of his garbage.
Girl 1: Sigh..
Girl 2: Sigh...
A redhead who doesn't shave her pussy has a ginger patch.
He'll know I'm a true ginger when he sees my ginger patch.
A red-headed man who sports large side burns.
Freaking "Ginger Chops" over there screwed up our order.
A large, slothy, red-haired person
That guy he no regular ginger. He's big enough to be a ginger loaf.
When you go to give an uncircumsized irish guy a hand or blow job and the underside of his foreskin needs a good washing now.
Yeah O'malleys daughter thought her first threesome would be special but she spent the entire night peeling ginger with Bono and The Edge.
Tea made of ginger people. I do not mean gingerbread people, I mean redheads. No souls. Those bitches.
"This tea tastes soulless. It must be ginger tea!"
When you do anything to anger a ginger they may call the ginger lords to eat your soul
"I warned you not to mess with David and now the ginger lords will fuck your soul"