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one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.
man i can't believe "hoffer's girlfriend" fucked us all last night
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normal word for ordinary person but mythical creature for gamers
Guy : Hey i just got a girlfriend!
Gamer : Girlfriend? Never heard of that DLC
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A girl who someone dates to get closer to her friend.
With the ultimate goal of dating her friend, you date girl A. When that relationship inevitably fails, you can move onto girl B, whom you have been getting to know throughout the span of the first relationship. Girl A was the step-girlfriend used to get to girl B.
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friend: you have a girlfriend?
me: ...yes.
friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.
me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.
friend: sure she does hunty
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When a piece of technology is easy enough for your girlfriend to use without calling you.
Gf: baby, can you install office on my computer?
Nerd bf: Jesus, Microsoft can't make anything that passes the girlfriend test.
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When you are dating a guy who already has a girlfriend, or when you are dating a guy who is cheating on you with another girl, the other girlfriend is your girlfriend in law. Much like in-laws, you don't need to get along with the other girlfriend in order for her to be your girlfriend in law.
You: What are you doing fooling around with my boyfriend?
Girlfriend in law: Your boyfriend? he's my boyfriend too! You're my girlfriend in law.
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