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A car driven by only the most intelligent, upstanding citizens. Must be wine red. Most are bought by the driver's mothers who also pay for their insurance, motor tax etc.
"Ah did you see that fella driving around in the 2005 Golf?"
"Heard his mammy bought it for him."
Goth golfing
Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars
Mate: “finally found 18 goths, fancy a round of goth golf”
Mate 2: “aye keemon”
When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.
She went Golfing all over that guy.
lowkey way of saying that you're gonna smoke weed. Used around teachers/parents/bosses to talk about weed in public.
Person 1: "Yo you look high as fuck."
Person 2: "Shh I was golfing."
When you're about to smash but your balls stink so you wash your balls and tee before sticking it in her hole.
Had to go golfing so she wasn't repulsed.
Dan went golfing. Only within a few hours did he find his victim.
Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.
Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.