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While doing a girl froggy style - when you’re ready to bust, spread her butt cheeks apart, bust in the crack, and roll her to her side.
I didn’t feel like springing for another plan b, so I gave her the hotel waffle maker
Hotel Hospitality is act of pooping on a one night stand's pillow before you make your escape. Such as to leave a courtesy mint on a hotel pillow.
Skip: "Yeah bruh I totally gave that girl some hotel hospitality this morning while she was in the shower."
Pete: "Oh gnarly, wet or dry?"
Iron bar hotel is the worst hotel. open bathroom
the mobile place aka their car (a honda) where a slut or whore uses as her mobile fucking grounds !!!!!! or mobile brothel for her port a pussy!!! hotel honda
hop back in HOTEL HONDA & keep on rollin' down whore highway you slutwheel!!!!!
A variant of the Ligma disease, but it is extremely less common as Ligma. Usually only used by smart people, and only 20 people in the world fell for it. the punchline is 8-10 deez nuts. Like Ligma and Sugma, if you fall for it, the disease gets transferred on to you.
1: "Wait, we need to stop at an 8-10 hotel"
2: "tf is an 8-10 hotel?"
1: "8-10 deez nuts biiiiiiitch
When you hear people fucking through the walls of a hotel room, so to counteract the noise you fuck, but louder.
I was at that hotel bro, heard some fuckers fucking through the wall, so I joined in but louder, soon the place became a full blown Hotel Fucktel !
When your girlfriend bursts into tears over the accommodations you've selected for your romantic getaway, you've booked a boo hoo hotel.
"CeCe saw the stains on the carpet and sheets and felt herself tear up. We both understood without a word. I'd picked a boo hoo hotel again, and no one was ever going to get lucky in that dump."