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The box in the back of the closet filled with the stickiest articles of clothing you've stolen from your friends.
"Franco sniffed the sheets in the sheet box that his friend mitch had slept on recently."
Drunk as fuck. When ur straight up blacked.
Olga: Why the fuck is there a huge ass dent in the front of your car?
Jacque: I was 3 Sheets last night and I hit a small antelope.
Medical team: A transfer of a patient from one surface to another. IE Bed to gurney, or Gurney to imaging table.
She was transferred to the gurney from nursing home bed via the sheet yeet technique.
a leopard who fucks women in the sheets
Person 1 "Hey did you hear about that leopard that escaped the zoo?"
Person 2 "Yeah I hear it was a sheet leopard."
A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.
"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."
Sexual act involving cranberry juice on a bed
ayo...be careful don't spill that drank before this turns into cranberry sheets
Have intercourse, in bed, with your partner.
John and I had fun fanning the sheets last night.