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A very demented person that everyday repeatedly asks you if you want to touch his/her pimple.
Fregley: Hey do you want to touch my secret pimple.
Gregory: Hell No your one Weird Person
someone who constantly checks themselves out, both in intimate places and just in general.
Andy: would you get with Tom, jess
Jess: no way! He'd have no interest in me, he's a personal pervert
I've got a date with Savannah tonight and it's gonna be an in-person event.
A beyond morbidly obese person who needs to be extracted from their home while removing an outside wall and using a forklift while sitting on a pallet.
Look at that pallet person snacking on that box of donuts.
Lawnie G Nome #M$D
-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't
dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.
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Someone who, in every aspect, conforms to the majority of people in their country. If the majority of people in their country have black hair, so do they. If the majority enjoy rock music, so do they. Basically, odds are you know at least one, unless you live in a statistic-ruining place, like a wacky college or some kind of commune.
Take me, for example. I'm a white male who voted for Obama. I have brown eyes and black hair. I'm of average height and weight, enjoy football, and have a desk job. I live in IL, in the United States. (pretty average state if you ask me). When I get out of college, I want to be a teacher. I even honestly enjoyed Owl City's Fireflies, and before that I liked Kanye, and before that I fell in love with 50 cent. (the majority of rap fans are white) I'm a majority person.