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Ford Ranger

An American piece of shit that won’t get you chicks, won’t work when you need it, won’t be talked bad about by white peoples, and won’t last more than a few years.

Rahul: Hey candy, I’m sorry, I might be running late to our date.

Candy: why you coming late, boy?
Rahul: I drive a Ford ranger.
Candy: oh, no, no, no, baby, take your sweet time, I understand the difficulty you going through

Rahul: thanks

by SP69 January 31, 2018

21👍 61👎


Fuckbag Ford

Formally University Ford

Fuckbag Ford by from people you know at a easy place to go.

by fatbacktim October 6, 2004

4👍 7👎


ford raptor

The biggest wanna be 4x4 on the market but will still cost you a shit load.

How could you waste all your money on a Ford raptor, are you mad.

by MadC#@t3000 October 27, 2015

8👍 20👎


Ford Ranger

A show pony 4wd Ute. Made to look like its the toughest Ute out there. In reality a matchbox car is stronger and more reliable not to mention cheaper. It’s ability to 4wd, climb rock walls and perform like a true 4wd is non existent.

A true 4wd such as a Nissan Navara is able to climb a rock wall not like a Ford Ranger!

by Haha_medowie_game November 8, 2018

8👍 16👎


Ford Explorer

One of the crappiest vehicles known to man. You can always rely on it to break down though!

My ford explorer is a piece of shit!!

by Jadapooface July 18, 2008

46👍 159👎


Betty Ford

2oz. Vodka.
4 oz. Tampico Island Punch
Ice

I got pissed on Betty Fords.

by Jinx1338 August 1, 2011

4👍 5👎


darren ford

An absolute wanker who resembles a children's fictional character known as Grug.

dude, your boss is such a darren ford.

by m-a-p October 29, 2008

4👍 8👎