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A very sexy man with little to no flaws. Hi's only weakness is the size of his dick... It can't even be measured, but that's also a strong point as the women he's dating find him very extreme with an alpha male personality in bed.
I think you are good in bed as your name is Jan Kožuh
Jan Karski is an elf who jumped out a very tiny window. Google him.
Hey have u heard of Jan Karski?
Oh yeah he was like 6 ft tall.
No, he was an elf.
Wanneer iemand een cliché uitspreekt wat nul informatie of verdieping toevoegd aan een gesprek.
"Ik zie daar in de verte al bomen liggen"
Bomen liggen niet, die staan.
"Bedankt Jan"
JAN is an acronym for Just Another Narcissist. When you see a person posting something socially popular online to get Likes but with the real intention of shining a spotlight on themselves, they are a Jan. Jan’s follow and post about popular or politically motivated trends, usually within the echo chambers of their own tribes. They live for the Likes. The Likes give them meaning and purpose in life. They are especially careful about photos posted of themselves and make sure that they are crafted to bring attention to themselves.
Susan is such a Jan. Every photo and every post is about her and her identity. She lives for the likes.
The hottest Boy you will every meet He has a very enormes Penis and great style.
The most mid and annoying guy to ever live. Everything he says is bothering someone. And he also got 2 from cycle test in IT class.
Class mate 1: "Jan Jonáš isn't that annoying today"
Jonáš: "Oh really?"
Class mate 1: "I changed my mind"
Its even worse than being in the friendzone
Dude 1: hey bro did she friend zone u?
Dude 2: no even worse i got jan-zone