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A man that is so afraid of getting close both emotionally and physically with women. He acts like a coward around women. His voice is trembling as if a giant cock is after him.
I met this guy at the centre and upon seeing me his face went tense as in pussy in a jar .
Jessica went on a date and she drank more than Mark - she thought:what a pussy in a jar
April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.
Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!
Having a beer
Nothing better than lifting a jar on a Friday night with the fellas!
When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie
My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped
The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.
Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.
the best person in the world lowkey got super powers big ass shclong and will take your girl got alotta bread and weapons and alot of self defense mechanisms and can spoil your mama
jarred beat me up then took my bitch