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Pussy In a Jar

A man that is so afraid of getting close both emotionally and physically with women. He acts like a coward around women. His voice is trembling as if a giant cock is after him.

I met this guy at the centre and upon seeing me his face went tense as in pussy in a jar .
Jessica went on a date and she drank more than Mark - she thought:what a pussy in a jar

by TaffiB February 03, 2017


National Peanut Jar day

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.

Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!

by MrPeanut’sGhost April 20, 2021


lifting a jar

Having a beer

Nothing better than lifting a jar on a Friday night with the fellas!

by Bradly Oceanview February 15, 2017


poop in a jar

When you poop in a jar and shake it around and drink it like a smoothie

My girl made me a poop in a jar last night that shut slapped

by Officer dub hub March 16, 2021


Jarred

The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.

Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.

by Fortdumb March 19, 2020


jarred

the best person in the world lowkey got super powers big ass shclong and will take your girl got alotta bread and weapons and alot of self defense mechanisms and can spoil your mama

jarred beat me up then took my bitch

by justin911 December 20, 2022


Jarred

Drunk - from jars (beers)

I'm somewhat jarred atm, but I'll try.

by Johnvhjcj August 02, 2019