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Jessica the coolest is the third one in the group that had the big ass forehead and big ass sky scraper teeth.
Jessica the coolest
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Jessica is some times a fake friend so be careful, but other time Jessica can be really amazing
Jessica
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The most Perfect Woman in the World. Created with Sugar, Spice, and everything Nice. Like the powerpuff girls.
"dude..if Jessica Alba ever got within 10 feet of me..i would do her right then and there."
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sexual act in which you bang a female in the bum, pull out before you finish, spin her around, explode in her mouth, she spits it onto your stomach, snorts it up her nose, hawks it back through her mouth and kisses it back into you.
"Dude! Me and Stacey tried the Holy Jessica last night and her head exploded!!"
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Ridiculously good-looking actress that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.
See Giggedy giggedy giggedy.
Jessica Alba is too hot for words.
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The poster child for abortion. If the conservatives could just see the slight possibility that aborting a fetus prevents another blonde bimbo from starting a singing career, they would quit bombing clinics.
That fucking Pizza Hut commercial with the winged buffalo.
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