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mug joint

Another name for a beer joint or seedy bar/ drinking establishment. Most likely called a mug joint because the beer was served in a mug or you might get mugged or assaulted there. Think chicken wire on the band stage to protect them from thrown beer bottles and bouncers armed with baseball bats.

I was down at the mug joint last night and saw a girl stab a guy in the neck with a broken beer bottle .

by threelittlepigs September 04, 2022


Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.

Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.

by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022


Italian Joint

A classic marijuana cigarette cut with oregano for that extra flavour.

Veronica loved oregano, so she would always make Italian joints.

by ZaitoUTAU September 04, 2019


jailhouse joint

a really thin marijuana cigarette sometimes cut with tobacco. if an inmate smuggles some pot in the jail, he/she rolls it into a jailhouse joint and everyone who wants to smoke it with the inmate has sex with each other (including the owner of the joint). The ones in prisons can be huge, but in the county jail they're thin, hence the name. On the Outside, sex isn't necessary to smoke one.

dude: this aint no nick bag! I got ripped off! It's only half a nick!

buddy: at least you can roll a jailhouse joint outta it.

by Medicine Elder Laffing Owl March 21, 2010


Joint custody

When you have legal rights to demand a toke of your buddy's spliff

"Hey, I have joint custody over your Mary Jane!"

"Fuck off bro, god damn!"

by SummonerofFaiths July 05, 2020


Joint Custody

When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.

Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "

Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"

by Amy911 October 21, 2017


joint custody

when 2 ppl pay for a joke

yeah we went to the disco together we got joint custody

by rattimeaf July 21, 2021