The founder of Mormonism and a minor character in Trey Parker and Matt Stone's musical, The Book of Mormon.
When the residents of a small Ugandan village told the story of the first Mormons, they told how there was disease and famine in a small village called Oopstate, New York and that Joseph Smith had sex with a frog to cure his AIDS. Moroni then appears from the Starship Enterprise telling Joseph to lead the villagers to a new village. He hands Joseph golden plates which have the directions Sal Tlay Ka Siti written on them. Along the way, they encounter Brigham Young who had cut off his daughters clitoris, and that god punished him by turning his nose into a clit. Joseph cures Brigham by rubbing his frog on his face and in turn, Brigham joins the Mormons on their journey. After travelling for so long, they ran out of fresh water and Joseph dies of dysentery. Brigham now has the golden plates and leads the Mormons to Sal Tlay Ka Siti where they dance with Ewoks and Jesus suggest they all have as many babies as they can and make big Mormon families.
Joseph Smith, do not fuck a baby. I'll get rid of your AIDS if you fuck this frog.
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A man who was persecuted by those who could not conceive of there being modern-day revelation. He restored the gospel after a nearly 1700 year apostasy. This church, called "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints", does not practice polygamy, and does not believe in saints the way other religions believe in saints.
Joseph Smith died a martyr for what? For what he knew was true and wouldn't deny.
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A science fiction writer from the 19th century, born on December 23rd, 1805, died on June 27th, 1844 by execution. His is the creator of the Mormon aka LDS (Latter Day Saints) religion. Some would say he is the Ron Hubbard for his time period for their outrageous and whacky beliefs. Joseph Smith is known by Mormons as the "Dear Leader". Joseph Smith stated when he formed and founded the Mormon sect, he claims he was visit by two men, who were aliens from a distant planet known as Kolob and told him to start a religion. Joseph further claims he was given special glasses to read gold plates, that were also given to him by the two aliens. This may have been the first instance in documented history (well Mormon history) where someone was hallucinating from the influence of drugs or alcohol, which is why Mormons do not believe in partaking in any of these. In theory, a man of his time could not write such writings unless they were high or intoxicated. The people of the Mormon/LDS sect refer to Joseph Smith as the dear leader for bringing back what they believe to be the true church back to earth. The Mormon church recruits people for the church by sending out 19-21 year old men dressed in dark suites and white shirt with ties and sometimes, young girls who are older than 21 dressed in white blouses and dark skirts/slacks to convince people who are not of that faith to believing that there church is true.
We love our dear leader, Joseph Smith, who brought by the true church back to this earth.
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Joesph Kony is a Ugandan military leader.
This dickhead is known for abducting children and making girls into sex slaves. And for boys, into child soldiers, forcing them to kill their own parents.
He has taken in more than 30000 children and has been getting away with it for 26 years now.
This idiot does this because he can and because he has the power to do so.
Look up the viral video "Kony 2012".
Itο»Ώ shows how you can helpο»Ώ this motherfucker end up in hell quicker with all his friends like Adolf Hitler, Osama, Kim Jong-Il, Pol Pot, and Joseph Stalin.
Look up "Kony 2012" on youtube now!
Dude#1: Joseph Kony is such a manwhore
Dude #2: I know eh, he had more than 60 wives, and has more than 40 children.
Dude #1: Maybe Kony's children should kill his own douchebag dad.
Dude #2: Fuck no, we get Kony and have blue whale penises shove up his ass and his mouth and make him drown in whale jizz and die.
Dude #1: Dude, that is cruel... Having innocent whales shove their dicks up some prick, and having their children suffer in the mouth of Kony.
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JOSEPH KONY: One of the world's worst war criminals who has abducted and forced an estimated 66,000 children to fight for him in a group called LRA.
He forces the children to kill their parents, uses the females as sex slaves, and in 2012 we are taking action to stop him.
LOOK UP JOSEPH KONY 2012 ON YOUTUBE AND GOOGLE, SPREAD AWARENESS. STOP HIM. WATCH THE VIDEO.
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when your Bro inserts his tongue into your asshole, he's giving you a Dirty Joseph.
My bro just gave me a Dirty Joseph last night. It was awesome.
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Joseph Smith was a prophet in the mid 1800s. He established the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormons). He did NOT establish plural marriage for his own satifaction, but because he got a commandment. He was marytered for his religion and his God. He was brave, and yes, he and the church he established are Christians.
Joseph Smith gave his life for the religion he believed in.
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