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The Dom gave me specific JOI/SI, it was so demeaning, but I was good boy.
The overwhelming feeling of well being and goodness that comes from hitting up what is arguably the best retail store on Earth - Trader Joe's...
Caity made a shopping list of all her favorite Trader Joys items that she wanted us to pick up from the store.
The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!
Yahooo trixy party party, I like you yes. You're so gorgeous and smart. wag kang kekelegen ah? yieeeee twerk us, miss u, wabwab<muahhhh
He1: I like Trixy Joy Balmes!
He2: Bro, I like her too.
January 2, the official post-Christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding space for things you don't have space for.
"Hey, honey. Whew, he holidays are over. Let's just kick back and relax today."
"Are you kidding? I'm not looking at this tree for another week. Let's kick it to the curb and get all these boxes out to recycling."
"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Today's The After Joy."
Seriously if you EVER meet a woman with this name she is a keeper. They are everyone's favorite person even if people don't want to admit it. If you never heard of My Joy then you aren't a great person, plain and simple. She'll make you feel so loved and adored, also you would wish you could be around her all the time.
Fact 1: Most My Joy's are drop dead sexy
Fact 2: Most My Joy's are marriage material for all good reason.
Fact 3: Most My Joy's care for the ones around them and will help you become cooler 😎 (this has been lab tested and proven with accurate case studies)
Fact 4: Refer to facts 1-3
There are no examples of a My Joy here. Everybody is already in the know. So either re read what has been written already or be forever sad you never met a lovely lady with a name such as this. Find you a My Joy and watch your life change in the coolest way.
*Can't use as an example. My Joy's are the real deal*
Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.
I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.