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Kiddy Kong

A god lol

Kiddy Kong my god haha lol

by Crawck October 21, 2020


Flesh kong

The act of filling one’s vagina or arse with peanut butter in the hope a dog will lick it out. Much like the Kong dog toy.

Yuck, I looked over the fence and my neighbour had employed the flesh kong trick for her dog again.

by January 20, 2024


Hong Kong Hardon

Another term for yellow fever

"that cute asian girl gave me such a hong kong hardon"

by Wintermoot November 10, 2017


The Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.

It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.

Chaotic scenes were witnessed at Welcome during the Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

by KevinHK February 17, 2020


Hong Kong Fooie

sum buddy who finna fite they ass off ; don’t know how fite but ack like it

sum 1 trynna catch a righty wit 2 hooks 2 da dome, done mess wit my Hong Kong Fooie ass , ya herd?!

by scoobssnacks December 6, 2020


King kong choker

A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.

Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.

by krisholio March 31, 2022


Hong Kong golden shower

When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants

Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?

by Lilbigs September 18, 2023