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MAN: Did that chick just dodge that punch in the speed of light?
MAN1: I'm afraid so.
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When someone gives you the "Go ahead"
I didn't know if she wanted to leave with me, but she gave me the green light to go ahead and ask.
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A weak weight-lifter who thinks he has the greatest body ever, and loves to touch his "big"(actually small) muscles. He usually obtains his size through good genes and not through hard work, like a man would do. If you invite him to work out with you, u may hear some of the following quotes: No dude, i can't lift because im running track- I havent lifted in FORREVER bro...i cant lift my normal weight. They are usually cocky, and never realize that people that are bigger then him..are indeed bigger and stronger than him. If you tell him he is small, he wont believe you. Also thinks he is a superior athlete in sports such as football or track.
"Hey bro, IM A BEAST!!!! look at my huge CHEST and BICEPS!" "Dude, you are 20 pounds lighter than me, and struggle benching 30 pounds below your body weight." "Dude, thats only because im running track and im focusing on speed! Hey i gotta go look at my muscles in the mirror so I will see u later!" "Ya, see ya.....fuckin light-weight"
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1. bedtime
2. time to die
Lights out little one. Its time to go to sleep.
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The usually-unconscious act of turning the object of one's romantic desires into a representation of some sort of ideal - a metaphorical "green light" shining across a bay. Often taken to the point where even if one were to successfully court that person, it would be unsatisfying as they would be humanly incapable of living up to the dreamlike figure they'd been built into.
A: Why won't Jay just talk to her if he likes her so much?
B: He's been totally green-lighting her. Even if he manages it, she's not the person he wants to think she is.
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Conversation with my son ..
Was gently breaking him into my perspective after genuine interest ..
Two possibilities of what happens when you inevitably die …
Lights out ..
.. don’t even know about it, gone forever ….
Or something else ..
Close your eyes …
You decide ….
Lights out .. tattoo … not for me …
Keep it pure .. keep it light ..
Lol my reiki symbol perhaps …
But …
Book I read says not to cover energetic points with tats …
Almost gospel …
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An optimistic name for traffic lights, usually only used if the light is green.
Eddie: Wow you got here fast.
Nick:i know, i got 5 go lights in a row!
Eddie: Nice.
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