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It's those unwritten things you learn in nursing school.
She unzipped my pants and performed a "Pearl Nelson". That was the best "Pearl Nelson" ever.
Do not sacrifice anything for this little girl! She is the most cruel selfish righteous peice of poo poo in the world
Some would describe her as a mother of earth but I’d describe her as mother of her own destruction.
GL C:
This Bennie Nelson is a savage but dam she cruel asf.
She’s horrible at affection and loving one another. She can’t make any sacrifices for anyone besides her on self being. She one selfless female dog.
jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself
your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}
A person who is acting in a jealous manner (similar in usage to nervous nelly, debbie downer, or trying patterson).
Wow you're such a jealous nelson! Just admit it! Everybody knows it!
While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the proper temp) on your passed out buddys`face.
Shit, Waynes`passed out. Let`s give him the Outdoor Nelson.
The most cutest couple i've ever seen. I could see them for years together. Both cute and smart, i hope they stay for long time together. I will pray.
Harry: What's the most cutest couple you've ever seen.
Lena: carmen and nelson, soo cute
Harry: obviously, Yes
The best couple ever! I could watch them together for Years. They should be together. Both cute and smart . Love that Couple
Harry: Tell me the cutest Couple?
Lena: Carmen and Nelson, They are so cute.
Harry: obviously