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douche beard

A pencil thin beard. Sometimes refered to as "Chin Straps". This beard is often worn by douche bags that wear hats turned 3/4s backwards and drive imported right-hand drive cars in north america.

This Guy: Look at that kid over there, not only is he a right hand douche he is also rocking a douche beard.

That Guy: Wow.

by thatguy?thisguy! March 21, 2009

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zit-beard

The cluster formation of pimples -- both white/blackheads and reddish, burnt acne scars that cover the majority of the face in a beard-like pattern.

"woah, did you see T-bor's face yesterday? he must've been heavily into the chocolates and beer cause he's grown a total zit-beard"

by sniffyvon November 10, 2005

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Grow A Beard

to perform oral sex upon a female (assuming one is male)

"man, im going home to grow a beard"

"last night I grew the biggest beard"

by Squatdog December 5, 2003

38๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


bearded taco

It is a real hairy vagina found on a woman

Damn MK's Bearded Taco has way too much lettuce.

by Kyle The Stud August 9, 2006

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chin beard

Same thing as a goatee but bushier and you shave the 'stache.

John is sporting a wicked chin beard these days.

by AMeyers November 19, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


skeet beard

A large helping of man sauce generously slathered around the lower portion of a womans face.

Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.

by Max. L January 18, 2008

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Riker's Beard

The opposite of jump the shark, i.e. when a TV show goes from unspectacular/boring/outlandish to completely awesome. It references Star Trek: The Next Generation, which was unspectacular until season 2, when Commander Riker grew a beard. The show kicked ass from then on.

"Man, Dollhouse really pulled a Riker's Beard last week with that awesome episode."

by kingofdanger March 24, 2009

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