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a cuddle call for when you're dating someone online or in a long distance relationship, usually one person asks for a cuddle and the other responds with "*cuddles* " or something similar to that.
Person 1: Hey I need cuddles
Person 2: *cuddles*
Person 2: now tell me what happened?
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Person 1: I want to cuddle someone...
Person 2: well you can give jack a Online Cuddle Call!
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The 2014 fnaf faggot who casually watched porn who says "online friend" in your class and uses liek, -_-, XD and other furry emoticons to describe how his dick doesn't exsist. These people are demented mentally and are fucking special ed kids
my online friend and i are playuijng fortnite and my mom kicked us out because she discovered my furry porn XD
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a fun but racist and sexually game made by other players with weapons like grenades rocket launchers and snipers with stick people.
this is a day on Territory War Online
pervert 1: who wants to cyber
old man play as a hot 19 year old girl: OK lets cyber
racist player: WHITE POWER
Mexican: MEXICAN POWER
black kid:BLACK POWER
normal person: hmm *thinking retards*
play at your own risk
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When a mf cant pull bitches in real life so they have to do it online
Yooo, Jane told me she online dates
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A site which contains bitchy comments about other people, including but not limited to friends, peers, celebrities, politicians, etc.
In a burn book I was called me a stupid whore who sleeps with anything and everything, regardless of sex or species and dead or alive.
A burn book online as the name references does not need to be a physical book but can be a website such as urban disctionary or burnbook.net. It really just needs to be a website to talk crap.
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Imagine all things bad about school, the boring teachers, long classes, basically wasting time.
Then mix that with having to do All assignments as homework, no exceptions, have to wake up an hour earlier, oh and don’t forget How your parents care way more about your grades in online school for some god forbidden reason. Then you get the most unholy abomination the likes of which humanity should never have to witness again.
Did I also mention the amount of will power and dedication it requires for you to sit in front of a screen listening to blander then cheese pizza teachers talk about shit you don’t care about when you could hook up your pc or game console and do something that’s a les a waste of time?
Oh a jerry you look depressed as fuck, what happened?
Oh well now I have to take Online Middle School, I’m failing math, French, and reading and I have basically no personal life.
An annoying person who will one up anything that is posted on an online forum, message board or social network site. If you post an update about something they will try to top it with a personal story of their own. Also applies to posts about videos, links, etc., as they will tell you how your media is old, a repost, or how ________ is better than what you posted.
On Facebook:
Mike: Check out this funny ass video of a rabbit humping a football!
Brian: Old! Repost! Fail!
Mike: Man, Brian is a real Online One Upper, what a douche!