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Call of Duty Black Ops

1. The seventh, and arguably the worst Call of Duty game made, copying Modern Warfare 2 and adding things to the game purely to make it somewhat different from MW2, even if it makes the game worse.

2. The reason 40-year-old virgins exist

1. Person 1: Hey man you wanna play call of duty black ops?

Person 2: Fuck that, that games a piece of shit.

2. Hot Girl: Hey, u wanna have some fun tonight?

Stupid Guy: Nah, I'm gonna be playing black ops all night.

by Cr4zyd4wg68 May 6, 2011

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Call Of Duty: Black ops

The main reason why men are late for dates or don't even have a Girlfriend.

Girl 1: Where's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: I don't know!
Guy: *Shows up* I am so sorry I'm late I got Call of duty: Black ops yesterday and I umm... lost track of time, But I prestiged twice!
Girl 2: Whatever! *leaves Resturant*
Girl 1: Hey wait for me!
Guy: :( I guess I'ts back to black ops! :)

by nnSHARK BAITnn January 25, 2011

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ACES II Ops Check

Slang for a pilot having to use the ejection seat on a modern U.S. military fighter jet. The brand name of the seat is ACES II. An "Ops Check" is short for an operational check.

I hope this jet is good because I don't want to have to do an ACES II ops check to get home.

by Sublingual September 28, 2009


Call of Duty: Whack Ops

The best description of COD7. Broken game which took about half a step forward and 15 back, no wonder COD doesn't progress much each year with this shit happening!

Worse gameplay, awful hit detection, unbalanced guns (again), awful sound, shite graphics etc. The worst game in the COD series, which after COD3 and COD5 is saying something big.

1: "wanna come to mine and play black ops?"
2: "wait you mean that steaming pile of horseshit Call of Duty: Whack Ops?"
1: "no, I said black ops"
2: "yes, that's just what I said; whack ops. The worst game of 2010 hands down"

by slipshoddread October 17, 2011

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Oh dear black ops!

a common phrase exclaimed when any black ops reference is mentioned

Dylan: What seat are you in for the exam? I'm in seat J9.
Achmed: I'm in seat C4.
Dylan: Oh dear black ops!

by BlackOps1 June 22, 2011

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Call of Duty Black Ops

For poeple with no taste who haven't experienced Battlefield, and would rather go for an entirely unrealistic, historically inaccurate game. Also the only reson anyone buys an XBox 360, now that Halo is finished.

Person: 'I just bought Battlefield 2, it's the best game ever!'
Idiot: 'Oh, yeah I've heard of it. Isn't it just like Call of Duty Black Ops?'

by Battlefield Forever! May 17, 2011

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Call of Duty Black Ops

The single most overrated game of all time, tying with everything else COD related. Seriously, 5 year olds play these games. What has the world come to?

See overrated

Call of Duty Black Ops, oops, I mean, Call of Doody, sucks
5-yr-old "NuH uH tHiS gAmE IZ LyK tEh bEASTEST nd EpIk

by I hate CoD November 15, 2011

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