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A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.
Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?
I saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar..... with a pencil........ a fucking...... pencil...
I once saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar with a pencil a fucking pencil
When your laying on the couch watching transformers and someone sneaks up behind you and sticks a pencil agressively so far up your ass and goes out your throat.
I was relaxing watching bumble bee and suddenly my dad penciled me so far in my ass I jizzed in his mouth
you usually finish your work and treasure it.
Stuffed pencil - when i finish my work i keep it for as long as i can.
A type of mechanical pencil used to give people flu shots. Should be avoided at all costs and is deadly to those that become in contact with it.
It's not a toy.
Guy 1: "OMG he has a gadget pencil"
Guy 2: "AHHH Run, he could give you a flu shot"
Guy 3: "Crap"
Penciling is the opposite a scissoring. When you just rub two PP’s together.
Jordin asks a stranger if he will like to try penciling.
When a turd is sticking out of your butt and writing on your underwear.
See also: Brown-penciling, brown pencil.
I have to go bad. I'm penciling here!