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#2 Pencil

A gay man's dick.

Frank saw Jim down at the gay bar. He was trying to fill in a bubble sheet with his #2 pencil.

by pitchforkjoe0 August 10, 2011


Penciled

When your laying on the couch watching transformers and someone sneaks up behind you and sticks a pencil agressively so far up your ass and goes out your throat.

I was relaxing watching bumble bee and suddenly my dad penciled me so far in my ass I jizzed in his mouth

by Jaquavious337.3 February 10, 2023


Mean Pencil

Usually a young guy with a swelled ego due to being in the military or being weaker than his boyfriend. Thinks he can kill anyone all day while being really skinny like a pencil.

You better watch out that Mean Pencil is in the trees wanting to kill small animals from tokyo.

by Sugar KOOKEE June 17, 2022


pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.

Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.

by KC888 April 06, 2023


mental pencil

Making temporary note of something in your cranium

Dave: "What was the name of the girl you took home last night?"

JimmyGumJobs: "Don't know, only wrote her name down in mental pencil, won't see her again."

by gymsmyth June 01, 2010


Pencil fuck

When two of more business persons, contractors or editors modify a document through multiple turns as drafting the same document.

David G: You lawyers spent the past two days pencil fucking that 5 page settlement agreement so there should be no ambiguity.
Lawyer S. It needs a little bit to get to perfectly pencil fucked.

by samisabadman July 25, 2020


Pencil Mark

A person who puts an unhelpfully large number of pencil marks into a puzzle grid, in the optimistic belief that the resulting chaos will guide him or her to a solution. Especially relevant to sudoku puzzles.

"Oh god, don't let Pencil Mark have a go. He'll deface the puzzle beyond all recognition and we'll never crack it."

by Sudoku Alex November 20, 2023