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when ur best friend is crusty, u have lots of snots in ur nose that constantly cause u to disturb everyone around u by "cleansing ur nasal fluids" in the loudest and most irritating way making others laugh and feel awkward and uncomfortable, and pigeons r annoying and somewhat diseased, so u have that in common.
OMFG! Get the hell away from me ur acting like a crustyloving snotfaced pigeon!!!!
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you cumed so much in a condom that it looks like pigeon in a tube sock
aww man that hurt when i made that tube sock pigeon last night.
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used as an innuendo for dirty talk (in Hebrew), meaning- "You cannot use a dick to make threat on a whore".
means that when one is already well adjusted to harsh conditions , they cannot be used against him as a punishment or as means of intimidation and persuasion
person A says: "I heard they might give you the noisiest dorm room"
person B replies: "So what. You know, you don't frighten a pigeon with wine. In the last year my trailer was parked 10 feet from the railway"
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Someone who begs for attention and they’re always doing the most.
“Yo Sam have you have you met Mike yet?”
“Yeah he’s a pigeon looking for bread”
BY GRABBING THE LOWEST SAGGING PORTION OF HIS SCROTUM AND PULLING HIS SACK UP OVER HIS PENIS AND COVERING IT COMPLETELY WITH SCROTUM SKIN, HE CREATES A BALD-BREASTED-PIGEON-LIKE FORMATION.
Hey, Charley...is that a flesh colored belt buckle or are you doing the bald breasted pigeon?
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A place (usually part of school playground, car park, recreational field etc.) made for people to use, but is overrun by pigeons that people usually avoid having anything to do with it.
Evie: I want to get home quickly, shall we go through the car park?
Eva: D'you mean Connaught Hotel for Pigeons? And no.
To get into a stupid or unnecessary argument, only to lose to an idiot.
Losing a cockfight to a pigeon:
Every time I enter into a political discussion on the Internet, I find myself in a cockfight, losing to a pigeon.