Police Brutality

An excessive use of force against a citizen that legally uses violence. This includes, but is not limited to, physical or verbal harassment, physical or mental injury, property damage, and death. You can also classify it as legally defined as a civil rights violation.

what Derek Chauvin did to George floyd was hardcore Police Brutality man. How dare these officers use excessive force on a person like what the hell.

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karma police

Top Notch Bawse individual/s only one phone call away when your relationship partner is pissing you off. usually people you crave and your bf/gf wouldn't be very fond of because of their ability to showcase a "project x" type of night.

the type of people your partner doesn't want you around due to their high rate of panty dropping, bottle popping, laughing till you got a 12 pack caliber of an event.

the karma police are on patrol to entertain, sexually heal and make you remember what fun really is when you been locked down in a lame relationship for way to long.

GIRL 1 "i cant believe the night we had with those guys.. we didnt get home til the next day!"
GIRL 2 "stfu i have a hangover i got 29 missed calls from my jackass bf and i dont even care"
GIRL 1 "we should call the karma police more often! ;)"
GIRL 2 "our secret ;)"

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Wallad police

Man that fights a Wallad. Will fuck them on sight at any given chance.

Carl: Ay man did you see the Wallad police earlier today?

John: Nah, what happened

Carl: He copped a Wallad and fucked his ass.

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police officer

stupid fucking pig that chooses to work for a corrupt racist system that biases white hetero cis men💕

maia: #allcopsarebastards
ellie: periodt queen police officers r bitches

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care police

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."

...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@) NEE NOR NEE NOR
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-

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police horse

a new twist on an old joke

vandal: why did the chicken cross the road?
locky: why?
vandal: police horse
locky: i dont get it

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oder police

If they find ODers/Online daters they will stop them and if they don't stop they start shooting and its a mess but funny.

ODer1: mwa mwa mwa
ODer2: mwa mwa mwa
ODer police: STOP NOW
ODer1:no
ODer Police: ~shots them~
Both ODers: AAAAAAAA ~dies~
ODer police: NO ONLINE DATING!!!!

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